“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
one of my good friends goes to Rutgers University and he says this is the best thing ever in the whole wide world
My Dad brought back cookies from here
AND FUCK THEY WERE AMAZING
Friends, you have no idea how beautiful a thing Insomnia Cookies are. If you’re in the NYC area, get them. Now. Or in an hour. Or 3 hours. Because they are there for you.
You bet your motherfucking ass I am getting these cookies.
This is a much needed message at this time of the year.
The amount of work and energy you pour into your work and our children is so astonishing, it is a crime that you don’t all make 150K a year. Since you couldn’t possibly do it for the money, we can only assume you love your job and love our kids. Can you understand how much we appreciate you?
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
Like right when you meet you can already feel good vibes and a good time. You don’t even have to worry about saying the wrong thing or doing something embarrassing because those people will laugh it off with you. Those are the people I like the most because you can be yourself around them.