Moo, I'm a Helicopter.

שלום, Hi! My name is Ray. Female. 16. New Yorker. Queer. Feminist. ENFP. Artist in progress. Look below for my About Me and Tags page for...well, about me, and the things I blog. *** I occasionally post WIPs and artwork, so beware!

motherlando:

dragoncalibrator:

twerknugget:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

audreyii-fic:

“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD

one of my good friends goes to Rutgers University and he says this is the best thing ever in the whole wide world

My Dad brought back cookies from here

AND FUCK THEY WERE AMAZING

Friends, you have no idea how beautiful a thing Insomnia Cookies are. If you’re in the NYC area, get them. Now. Or in an hour. Or 3 hours. Because they are there for you.

You bet your motherfucking ass I am getting these cookies.

Because cookies.

lndoors:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

(Source: netflixer)

tyleroakley:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

BOOM.

positivelypersistentteach:

Jen Hatmaker - Dear Teachers Everywhere

chalkdust-n-apples:

This is a much needed message at this time of the year.

The amount of work and energy you pour into your work and our children is so astonishing, it is a crime that you don’t all make 150K a year. Since you couldn’t possibly do it for the money, we can only assume you love your job and love our kids. Can you understand how much we appreciate you?

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

punpunichu:

petrolsocken:

dasdiz:

Небольшой сказ о том как Иван Кощеевич с Морозом Лютым познакомился. ^^

/weeps because my comic making skills are still way too inferior

LOOK AT HOW BADASS THIS IS HNNNNGHHH

I’M SOBBING BECAUSE I’LL NEVER BE THIS GOOD BUT IT MOTIVATES ME AT THE SAME TIME???

punpunichu:

petrolsocken:

dasdiz:

Небольшой сказ о том как Иван Кощеевич с Морозом Лютым познакомился. ^^

/weeps because my comic making skills are still way too inferior

LOOK AT HOW BADASS THIS IS HNNNNGHHH

I’M SOBBING BECAUSE I’LL NEVER BE THIS GOOD BUT IT MOTIVATES ME AT THE SAME TIME???

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

(Source: reginageorges)

domcastier:

# if you don’t love him you’re wrong # because come on how can you not love this sarcastic lil shit

i-was-in-purgatory:

alsextehgreat:

i need those because of reasons

(Source: rapwomen)

whyamiawakewtfisthis:

leftforbed:

magikallizard:

THE LAST ONE

I’m not crying

there’s just RDJ in my eye

That guy hit rock bottom and beat its ass.

(Source: sexydowney)

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

Those people you can automatically click with.

Like right when you meet you can already feel good vibes and a good time. You don’t even have to worry about saying the wrong thing or doing something embarrassing because those people will laugh it off with you. Those are the people I like the most because you can be yourself around them.

(Source: dangjessyang)

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me

never mind i got it

has psyence gone too far